Man Narrates His Experience With Hotel Receptionist Who Offered Herself To Him

Man Narrates His Experience With Hotel Receptionist Who Offered Herself To Him 5

A Nigerian linguist, Ogbonnaya Okoro, has shared his experience with an overly dedicated hotel receptionist who offered herself to him.

Read his post below…

Just checked into this hotel, took my bath, stepped out to walk round the street before I would start work.

The instruction is to drop key.

I presented the key to the receptionist.

“Can I talk to you?” She asked.

“Why not?” I drew my ears closer.

She looked up and down, uneasy like one about to steal meat from pot. Nobody seemed to be coming.

“In case you need a toy to play with I am equal to the task”.

It took a few seconds for this to register into my small head. I laughed like a mad man. Like…am I in Nigeria or finally moved to obodo oyibo? But I like blunt ladies. Ndị Naija adịrọ blunt. Then no be Naija I Dey.

This must be in the dream. I had to pinch myself. Two things are involved. First, if the pinch pains me, it is reality. Second, if I feel no pains, then it’s dream. But the pinch pained me. It’s true.

When I was paying for the room, she passed me the rules and regulations. Smoking isn’t allowed. I told her no need. I don’t smoke.

“But those who smoke are good in bed”.

I pretended I didn’t hear that. Of course ntị chiri m. Aunty press POS make I dey Waka, I have deadlines.

This time around…”toy”.

Ya bụ ka m pịwa toy.

The angels began to whisper into my ears:

“Focus,
boy focus!”

Anyị gbaga ọsọ eluigwe…

But one useless spirit was telling me: “opportunity comes but once”…

Ma Angel Michael ma Angel Gabriel, ha nọ m left and right….mma agha turning as it did Adam and Eve when they left Eden.

No crossing.

Ị bịara ọrụ, focus!

As I turned to look at her…

I paused, she paused; both of us paused.

Ịnụkwa m toy? Apịgburu m onwe m na toy.

Man Narrates His Experience With Hotel Receptionist Who Offered Herself To Him

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